Girls!
How long since you've had one?
It's been 3 days!
I haven't had one for 3 years!
You had a girl for a whole year
and didn't even touch her!
What's the point?
Hey I'm not like you guys
I am very serious about relationships
Look there's more to life than just girls, right?
Talk about something else
Like what?
Know how the 1911 Revolution began?
How does it look?
Great! Lovely nails
Check out that guy
Tugs his polo shirt in his pants
My guy?
Sandals
and stinky feet, gross!
Hi
A leg shaker
A baldy!
Now that's more like it
Have we met?
Haven't we met before?
What?
I'm going to say hi to a friend
Bitch, the deaf trick again
She does that every time
We must have met before
Really?
Where are you? I don't see you!
Morning
Gosh, let me guess, All-nighter at Lan Kwai Fong
No! Why?
You look like shit,
come on Karen
I am fine, like you look any better
Hey you're on TV remember?
You're an artiste for Christ-sake
Looks actually count a little
Heck I am still young right!
Gimme a break will ya
Just word of the wise
You can't afford to play around much longer
Alright, enough
I heard about this TV series you're setting up
Is that true?
Yes I'm working on it
You've been at it for months
and you're still in the talks?
This is a huge investment. Gotta pamper those investors right?
Night clubs, karaoke...
that's the deal
Good morning, Mr. Tong
Well's that's your job
I only care if I have a part in it
I don't want to emcee for this stuff forever
Sure, of course, I'll take care of you
Do something useful with your free time.
Prep yourself up
Now go to work!
OK, so you promise
Hot chick on set!
Alright, take it easy.
No need to say that every morning
What am I selling?
Cheap plastic watches again
Hello everybody. You're watching the MSC shopping network
I'm your host Karen
Really? Lots of girls?
I'm bringing some friends you know
What time?
Hi Karen, if you have time tonight, can we...
You guys have really outdone yourselves this time
For the past 6 years
Our sales have seen a steady de-growth
Well somebody's smiling
Got some bright ideas?
Oh... no... nothing...
Well, then pay attention
What're you looking at?
It's past nine, still working hard?
Gotta be careful with the details
Can't afford to screw it up
Good
Bright and early tomorrow!
Why can't we get any girls?
Yeah why is that?
Seems obvious to me, look at you guys
What do you mean?
I've heard that if a bunch of guys are shit out of luck
It must be
the "negative energy" of one guy
So bad that the curse penetrates
to the people around him
So who's this "black dog"?
Hey, black dog!
What? Let's go!
Go where?
Let's get going! Where to?
What's going on?
What?
Wait a minute, you got a girl?
Why? Can you tell?
It's damn obvious
Look at your face
Why? Do I look different?
Yeah you got that look
What look?
You can't stop grinning!
Come on, bring her out, show your best friends
Yeah right, forget it, just drink your beer!
Sporty?
Pink? A suit?
Oh, so sorry, I'm late!
It's OK
I won't be late next time
It's about to start
Animated film, cool?
Sure!
Hello... who is it? Can't hear you!
I'm in a movie, call you later!
Let's move over there!
I didn't have my first date
till I got a summer job
So how many relationships have you had?
Just two
Two!?
Yeah
And now?
Nah, haven't dated for a long time,
it's been...
Why?
No I mean why, why aren't you dating?
Uh?
Why aren't you going out with somebody?
When you start working
You just meet different people
So she went to the States
for 2 months
met someone there
Then it's like "I'll call you sometime", you know
That's why I hate America!
Personal reasons
She might come back
That's what I thought
But it's been 2 years already,
So I stop hoping
Hey we all do stupid things when we're in love
My "ex" used to collect
all kinds of bottles,
And the only one
he didn't have
Guess what
It was the "Green Spot" orange soda
I looked everywhere
Wanted to get him as
a birthday present,
thinking he would marry me
And then?
Then he flew to the States
before his birthday!
Bloody hell, America again!
I would have married him...
if he asked
Well so much for that
Hey it's his lost,
not yours
Cheers
Maybe next time
How do I look today?
- Pretty sharp - Thanks
Well, a bit you know... bright
No really?
Hey want me to take you home?
No, it's OK. I'll catch a cab
You sure?
Yes, I'm sure, thanks
Give me a call before you go to bed
Uh... call you? Oh Okay
- Okay - See you!
Bye!
Good night!
You too! Bye!
Bye
- This is it - Wow so soon huh?
So... uh I'm...
Manny, I'm not ready yet
I understand
OK, I'm going
Not ready yet?
Then when are you ready?
- Amy - What do you want?
I won the lotto yesterday,
got 300 bucks
I'm buying everyone snacks, want any?
So you're rich now, big deal
Did I say something wrong?
How would I know?
What's up with him?
Can't you tell?
Women again
Dime a dozen man, cheer up
I am fine
Stop bugging, will you?
Not me! Him
- Back to work - Right
Mom
Hello
Don't forget. It's your grandpa's birthday dinner tonight
Be there at seven sharp
I know
Don't forget the cake
Yes ma I'll get the cake
Hey, it's me, Karen
Why didn't you call me?
Let's have dinner
Sure, no problem!
Then see you later
Hey mom. I can't go to the dinner tonight
It's his 97th birthday you moron!
Don't worry
he'll live till a hundred!
Let's get the barbecue cuttlefish, pumpkin, lamb yakitori
oh no, forget that
I want the barbecue chicken wings
Satay yakitori, the pork
hotate sushi
amaebi sushi
toro sushi
salmon sushi
and also bacon roll with fois gois
That's all
Is it enough?
It's OK
I'm full
Sorry, I'm two hours late!
It's been two hours,
sure didn't feel like it
Oh gosh! I'm six hours late!
That's all right
I'm so sorry, Manny
I didn't show up last night
These are too loud
Excuse me, miss
Your card "blew up"
What?! No way
Pay up
Dear Customer, we still haven't received your payment
If we don't...
Dinner tonight? Karen
Yes
Going out?
That's right
Want a bite first, son?
No
Hey, you're home early!
Don't sleep on the couch
Take a shower and go to bed
What are you watching?
Did you call me?
Why didn't you answer the phone?
I was in the middle of a game
Oh sure!
If I can't get a hold of you
How are you going to take care of me when something happens?
What if a flowerpot falls
and kills me on the street?
Come on, let me explain
Who carries a cell phone during a game?
Hey, this way, I got it, right here
Ouch
Hello
Hi!
If you can answer my question today
Then you're my boyfriend
Okay
What's different about me today?
I cut my hair, you like it?
Her character is just like
Jeon Ji Hyun from "My Sassy Girl"
Who cares about her character?
But does she have that figure and the face!
Drink up, dude
You want some guaranteed action, kid?
I'll take you there
Sure, why not! Let's go!
OK, go
Sure, then let's go!
I'll go if you'll go!
I'll go if you'll go
Hey... oh... wait...
Great, I'm on my way, OK, got it
Slave!
Loser!
So you still coming or not?
You mean, nightclub? Oh ah...
I got you, we're men, right?
We got needs and all...
but... well... it's just... tonight
I'll call you
Take it off, let those get those off!
Sir, this is a no waiting zone
I'm just waiting for a friend real quick
I'm leaving right away
I know, license and I. D please
Come on, officer, I was just leaving
It won't happen again
License and I.D., sir
It's your turn
I know, I'm thinking
Hey turn off your phone
Hello?...I'll call you!
What was that? What the heck?
He'll call us?
Hello?...I'll call you!
Where the heck you been? Where were you?
- Toilet! - We've been sitting here
What took so long? So what?
I cancelled all my dates to be here
and you just run off?
Who's turn is it?
You!
- Go! - Okay, okay!
Hurry up!
Eight circles!
Game! Full House for 3! Pay up!
We'll call you!
Nice going guys
Can you come out?
I want to see you
It's late, are you alright?
Will you ever cheat on me?
- Beer - Whoa!
What's up with
the beer girls here? So rude!
Hey, you said to come to this bar
I thought you're dating now
You don't need us to drink with you
I ain't like that, man
Brothers come first! Chicks second
Brothers come first!
Come first he says? Alright, cheers!
Hi, hold on, hello... hey!
Come first?
Hey
I'm in Central now, come join me
Sure no problem
Can you get me a pack of cigarettes?
No problem
Hurry up. I'll wait for you
Got it
Let's go! We're going to Central
Nah, hate to cross the harbor!
No trains back after 12 and stuff
20-dollar minivan rides back, no thanks
Lots of girls
Sure, let's go!
Wait, I'll be right back!
Now what?
Taxi
Step on it
Where have you been?
It's been an hour
Just get on
Hey slow down, will ya?
Damn, forgot to buy something
Again!
Give me a pack of black YSL
Be careful
Is he going to shake that head all night?
That's a 1-gig MP3,
you do the math
I just care about when we can get in?
I really love him!
Who?
I really really love him!
Damn
Hey, wait...
Thanks. Just hang out,
I'll be back
Hey
That's it?
Go hang with her
Sure, later. Have a drink man
Aren't you going out with her?
Yeah
No need to scream!
It's noisy here, cheers
That's pathetic
Thanks brother
Don't mention it bro
Right
Can we go yet? I'm really tired
What's up?
- What? - What?
What? What did you say?
What is it?
Let me go!
Where are you going?
Are you nuts?
So what's going on with you?
What the hell do you mean?
When you called me, I rushed over here
Did you even care I was there?
You were dancing with that fat guy in there!
You even care about my feelings?
Hey I called you out to play
You can go home if you don't like it
Why are you doing this me?
What did I do?
I'm your boyfriend!
Boyfriend? If every guy I hang out,
hold hands or go to dinner with
is a boyfriend,
then everyone's a boyfriend
Don't be so childish
So what are we?
What do you mean what are we?
We're more than friends, OK?
A wise man once said
To forget a relationship
One must meet new friends
and expand his social circle
Who's that wise man?
What? Drink your beer!
I'm fine
I know you're fine
I'm really OK
No one's saying anything
Don't worry, I'm okay
Sure, we know, you're OK!
I'm okay...
Hey you'll be back in shape in 3 months
I know I'll be fine in 3 months
And that's why I'm depressed now
Think about it, if I'm fine in 3 months
Then the love I'm feeling now is a load of horseshit right?
And to feel depressed about this bullshit right now,
that makes me so fake
So the stuff I'm feeling now
is it love or what? Huh?
A sudden winter storm is expected and
Temperature is likely to drop by tomorrow
A word to remind you to take out those jackets folks, and stay warm
It's gonna get cold tomorrow, put on...
She's not part of your life anymore
Wake up
But there are so much I want to tell her
You can tell me from now on
Really?
Sure.
Tell me now
Weather report says it's gonna get cold tomorrow
Put on some warm clothes you hear
Want more beer?
Yes. Three dozens. Hurry
Just wait
Morning son. Have some breakfast
Come come
Son, I just don't think you should waste things
You can just give me the stuff you don't want
What are you talking about?
Mom, what the?
But it's true
Dad always tells you not to waste stuff, right?
Dad!
But it's true
Mom!
I always say we can't be wasteful
I'm not ready
If you can answer my question today
Then you're my boyfriend
What do you mean "what are we"?
We're more than friends, OK?
Time for dinner!
Who are you?
I'm the Muscle Guy
Why are you singing Andy Lau's song?
You don't like this one?
I have others too
Chan Wai Man
Do you know why you're here?
Who are you now?
I'm Warden 333
Meal time!
No! Leave me alone
You always have a choice here. Food, or booze
You got a glass?
You're kidding right?
People out of love don't drink out of a glass
Just down the whole bottle
When you're done. Just throw it against the wall
When I hear it, I'll bring you another